| attractive female: | hi I'm a bitch. |
| attractive female: | hi I'm a supermodel. |
| attractive female: | hi I'm a lesbian. |
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| attractive female: | hi I'm 13 years old. |
| attractive female: | hi I have a boyfriend. |
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